If someone asked you “What is the biggest news story of 2018 so far?” and you answered that the biggest story was President Trump allegedly calling Haiti a ‘shithole,’ then you might want to reassess your grasp of current events. You are living through the absolute climax of human history for crying out loud! Focus on what matters! “Well how do I know what matters?” you might ask. Chances are, if CNN is ignoring it or calling it a ‘conspiracy theory,’ it is probably very impo